Bah-Humbug

Gunner's Mate in training for the US Navy! Happy as a clam, redbull fueled, optimistic cynic. Yepp yepp yepp yepp.

kurt-vonnegutted:

it does
thehauntedrocket:

Atalanta by Ronald Wimberly

thehauntedrocket:

Atalanta by Ronald Wimberly

sniperj0e:

"date a girl who reads!!", "brainy is the new sexy!", "bigger books are better than bigger boobs!"

oh shut the fuck up

date a person who makes you smile, who makes you snort soda out of your nose and still thinks your laugh is cute

not based on how many john green novels they’ve read or episodes of sherlock they’ve watched you petty little fucks

Ha!

(via fuckyeahsexanddrugs)

“Once you lose someone, it is never exactly the same person who comes back.”

—   Sharon Olds, Satan Says (via bl-ossomed)

Because everyone knows how much you fuckin’ suck at that point.

(Source: boooby-hill, via fuckyeahsexanddrugs)

chraystmaseve:

omgoswin:

kylesbogusjourney:

Female privilege is getting to claim a headache to avoid sex.

Female oppression is having to claim physical illness to avoid sex because men won’t take a simple fucking “no” for an answer.

Female oppression is men being so entitled that they think being denied sex is oppressive.

 #OOOO FUCKING OWND YOU GOT FUCKING SLAM DUNKED SON YOU’RE GONNA NEED LIKE TEN FEDORAS TO COVER THAT BRUISE FUCKNUTS

(via elementsofpurpose)

nyjahatuatao:

Stefan Sinclair

nyjahatuatao:

Stefan Sinclair

(via brananabana)

(Source: lifesafjoke, via kill-kiddo)